Five surgeons are talking on a coffee break.
The first surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second surgeon says, " Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The third surgeon says, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The fourth surgeon says, " I prefer lawyers. They are heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and butts are interchangable."
To which the fifth surgeon, who has been quietly listening to the conversation, says, "I like engineers..... they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."
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