Ed Zachary Disease
A woman went to her GP worried that she had not had sex or even a date in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her. Her GP recommended that she see a sex therapist and referred her to Dr Chang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all ror crose."
The woman did as she was told.
"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Ror probrem rery bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is ren ror face rook Ed Zachary rike ror arse."
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