50 MORE REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A GUY!
- Your arse is never a factor in a job
- Your orgasms are real. Always.
- Your last name stays put
- The garage is all yours
- Wedding plans take care of themselves
- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
- Car mechanics tell you the truth
- You don't give a rat's arse if someone notices your new
- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area
- Wrinkles add character
- A few well placed one night stands gain credibility, not leave you
- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to
- The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your
- Porn movies are designed with you in
- Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with
- Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with
"So, notice anything different?"
- You can appreciate great sport
- You can throw a ball more than 5 feet
- One mood, ALL the damn time.
- A five-day holiday requires only one
- You can open all your own jars
- Dry cleaners and hairdressers don't rob you
- You can go to a public toilet without a support
- You can leave a hotel bed unmade
- You can kill your own food
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of
- If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your
- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices
- Everything on your face stays its original
- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's
- Three pairs of shoes are more than
- You don't have to clean your flat if the electricity meter reader is
- You can sit in silence watching a football game with your mate for hours
without ever thinking "He must be mad at
- You don't mooch off other's desserts
- You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little
- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might
become lifelong friends
- You are not expected to know the names of more than five
- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
- You don't have to shave below your neck
- Your belly usually hides your big hips
- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons.
- You can "do" your nails with a
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December
24th, in 45 minutes.
- Same job... more pay
- The world is your urinal