THE DIRTY MIND TEST

1. What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
   talk
   

2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
   legs
   

3. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much, they often blow it?
   A £10 note
   

4. What word starts with f and ends with uck?
   firetruck
   

5. Name five words that are each four letters long, ends in unt. One of which is a word for a woman?
   bunt, hunt, runt, punt, aunt
   

6. What does a dog do that you can step into?
   pants
   

7. What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can't get one you can use your hands?
   fork
   

8. What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
   a Snickers bar
   

9. What four letter word ends in it and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
   grit
   

10. What is it that all men have one of, is longer on some men, the pope doesn't use his, and a man gives to his wife after they are married?
    their surname

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