| IN
PRISON |
AT WORK |
| You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell |
You
spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle |
| You get three meals a day |
You
only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it |
| You get time off for good behavior |
You
get rewarded for good behavior with more work |
| A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you |
You
must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself |
| You can watch TV and play games |
You
get fired for watching TV and playing games |
| You get your own toilet |
You
have to share |
| They allow your family and friends to visit |
You
cannot even speak to your family and friends |
| All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required |
You
get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your
salary to pay for prisoners |
| You spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside wanting to get out |
You
spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
| There are wardens who are often sadistic. |
They
are called managers |
