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  1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
  3. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
  4. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
  5. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
  6. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
  7. Dogs are better than any cats. Full stop.
  8. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  9. Shopping is not sport.
  10. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  11. You have enough clothes.
  12. You have too many shoes.
  13. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
  14. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
  15. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
  16. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  17. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
  18. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes-what makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
  19. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
  20. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  21. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
  22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
  23. Check your oil.
  24. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
  25. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
  26. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
  27. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
  28. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
  29. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.
  30. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  31. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
  32. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
  33. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
  34. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
  35. Anyone can buy condoms

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