• No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
• Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future references.
• The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
• The message Bad command or filename is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
• As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE

• They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
• They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection.
• They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own.
• They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an under-powered system.
• They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have their attention.