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5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE
  • No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
  • Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future references.
  • The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  • The message Bad command or filename is about as informative as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
  • As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
...and in the interest of gender equality:

5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE

  • They're heavily dependent on external tools and equipment.
  • They periodically cut you off right when you think you've established a network connection.
  • They'll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won't do more than they have to and they won't think of it on their own.
  • They're typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they've already invested so much in the damn machine that they're compelled to remain with an under-powered system.
  • They get hot when you turn them on, and that's the only time you have their attention.

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