| TAOISM: |
Shit happens |
| HINDUISM: |
This shit happened before |
| CONFUCIANISM: |
Confucious say "Shit
happens" |
| BUDDHISM: |
It is only an illusion of shit
happening |
| ZEN: |
What is the sound of shit
happening |
| ISLAM: |
If shit happens it is the will
of Allah |
| JEHOVAH'S
WITNESSES: |
Knock knock, shit happens |
| ATHEISM: |
There is no such thing as shit |
| AGNOSTICISM: |
Maybe shit happens and maybe it
doesn't |
| PROTESTANTISM: |
Shit won't happen if I work
harder |
| CATHOLICISM: |
If shit happens I deserve it |
| JUDAISM: |
Why does shit always happen to
me? |
| TELEVANGELISM: |
Send us money or shit will
happen to you |
| BLACKISM: |
Motherfuck all this shit |
