FOR HER...
- 08:15 Wakeup to hugs and kisses
- 08:30 Weigh in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday
- 08:45 Breakfast in bed, fresh squeezed orange
juice and croissants
- 09:15 Soothing hot bath with fragrant lilac
bath oil
- 10:00 Light workout at club with handsome,
funny personal trainer
- 10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo and comb out
12:00 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
- 12:45 Notice ex-boyfriends wife, she has
gained 30 lbs
- 13:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
- 15:00 Nap
- 16:00 3 dozens roses delivered by florist,
card is from secret admirer
- 16:15 Light workout at club, followed by
gentle massage
- 17:30 Pick out outfit for dinner, prim before
the mirror
- 19:30 Candlelight dinner for two followed by
dancing
- 22:00 Hot shower (alone)
- 22:30 Make love
- 23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and
cuddling
- 23:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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FOR HIM...
- 06:00 Alarm
- 06:15 Blowjob
- 06:30 Massive dump while reading sports
section of USA Today
- 07:00 Breakfast, Filet mignon and eggs, toast
and coffee
- 07:30 Limo arrives
- 07:45 Stoli Bloody Mary enroute to airport
- 08:15 Private G4 Logan to Augusta, Georgia
(Coffee, SI and
WSJ)
- 09:30 Limo to Augusta National Golf Club
- 09:45 Front nine at Augusta (2 under)
- 11:45 Lunch, 2 dozen oysters on the half
shell, 3 Heinekens
- 12:15 Blowjob
- 12:30 Back nine Augusta (4 under)
- 14:15 Limo back to airport (Bombay martini)
- 14:30 Private G4, Augusta to Nassau, Bahamas
(nap)
- 15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with
all female (topless) crew
- 16:30 Land World Record light tackle Marlin
(1249 lbs)
- 17:00 G4 back to Logan, massage & hand
job enroute by naked Kathy Ireland
- 18:45 Shit, shower and shave
- 19:00 Watch CNN newsflash: Clinton resigns,
Hillary and Al Gore farm animal video released and authenticated.
- 19:30 Dinner, Lobster appetizers, Dom Perigon
(1963), 20 oz. New York Steak
- 21:00 Remy Martin and Cuban Partagas cigar
- 21:30 Sex with three women
- 23:00 Massage and Jacuzzi
- 23:45 Bed (alone)
- 23:50 12 second 4 note fart, dog leaves the
room
- 23:55 Sleep
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