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The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a
cigarette
|
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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of
it
|
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Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
them
|
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I used to have a handle on life, but it
broke
|
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Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out
alive
|
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight
relationship
|
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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to
me
|
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BEER: It's not just for breakfast
anymore
|
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I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever
made
|
|
So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
|
|
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
|
|
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are
missing
|
|
I'm just driving this way to piss you
off
|
|
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
|
|
Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine
|
|
It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get
you
|
|
I took an IQ test and the results were
negative
|
|
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
else
|
|
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my
clothes
|
|
If you can read this, I can slam on my
brakes and sue you
|
| 1,000,000
sperm and YOU were the fastest?? |
| Jesus
loves you, the rest of us think you're an idiot |
| Forget
world peace - visualize turning off your indicator! |
| HANG UP AND DRIVE! |
| Where
there's a will...I want to be in it! |
| Ever
stop to think, and forget to start again? |
| I
have the body of a God .......... Buddha |
| This
would be really funny if it weren't happening to me |
| If
we quit voting will they all go away? |
| This
bumper sticker exploits illiterates |
| Eat
right, exercise, die anyway |
| Honk
if anything falls off |
| I
haven't lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere |
| He
who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit |
| He
who laughs last thinks slowest |
